Il bello di essere nato maschietto.
Scritto il 25/03/2007
L'altro giorno pensavo a quanto sono fortunato ad essere un uomo. Se penso a quanti fastidi hanno le donne mi vien la febbre solo a pensarci.
Si alzano prima perche' devono truccarsi, hanno quei problemini ogni mese sia fisici che emotivi, l'impegno costante di doversi depilare, mille paranoie per cellulite e non riesco neanche ad immaginare quante altre cose...
Cioè, non conoscere il piacere di poter fare la pipì in piedi senza toccare quegli schifosissimi sedili se si è fuori casa, e poi... l'elicottero!!!
Credo sia uno dei divertimenti più belli che un uomo possa provare.
L'elicottero è l'elicottero!
Magari qualche tempo fa avevano il vantaggio di potersela tirare divertendosi coi maschietti, magari farsi offrire a cena, ma stupide loro che han voluto la parità dei sessi e... tiè!
Anche se però se fossi donna potrei toccarmi le tette tutto il giorno o ancor piu' mi piacerebbe sapere cazz'è sto benedetto orgasmo multiplo.
Boh, secondo me sto bene come sto :D
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Think!!
Scritto il 09/03/2007
You better think (think)
Think about what you?re tryin? to do to me
Think (think-think) let your mind go let yourself be free
Let?s go back - let?s go back
Let?s go way on to way back when
I didn?t even know you
You couldn?t a been too much more than ten (just a child)
I ain?t no psychiatrist
I ain?t no doctor with degrees
But it don?t take too much I.Q.
To see what you?re doin? to me
You better think (think)
Think about what you?re tryin? to do to me
Yeah think (think - think)
Let your mind go let yourself be free
Oh freedom (freedom)
Let?s have some freedom (freedom)
Oh freedom
Yeah freedom (yeah)
You got to have freedom (freedom)
Oh freedom (freedom)
You need you some freedom
Oh freedom
Ya got ta have
Hey! think about it
You! think about it
There ain?t nothin? you could ask
I could answer you but I won?t (I won?t)
But I was gonna change ya I?m not if
You keep doin? things I don?t (don?t)
You better think (think)
Think about what you?re tryin? to do to me
(What you?re tryin? ta do to me
Oh-oh-oh think (think)
Let your mind go let yourself be free
People walkin? around everyday
Playin? games and takin? scores
Tryin? to make other people lose their minds
Well be careful you don?t lose yours
Oh think (think)
Think about what you?re tryin? to do to me
Woo-hoo think (think)
Let your mind go let yourself be free
You need me (need me)
And I need you (don?t cha know)
Without each other
There ain?t nothin? we two can do
Oooh yeah think about it baby
(What cha tryin? to do me think)
Let it go baby
Think about it right now
Yeah right now (think about ..forgiveness)
Whoa right now (tell about ..forgiveness)
Yeah right now (tell about ..forgiveness)
I need to change your mind (think about it)
Baby baby baby woo (tell about it..forgiveness)
Think about it baby (tell about forgiveness)
Yeah woo-hoo (tell about forgiveness)
Tell about it baby baby baby (think about it..)
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Everything - Alanis
Scritto il 26/01/2007
I can be an asshole of the grandest kind
I can withold like it's going out of style
I can be the moodiest baby
And you've never met anyone
As negative as I am sometimes
I am the wisest woman you've ever met
I'm the kindest soul with whom you've connected
I have the bravest heart that you've ever seen
And you've never met anyone
As positive as I am sometimes
You see everything
You see every part
You see all my light
And you love my dark
You dig everything
Of which I'm ashamed
There's not anything to which you can't relate
And you're still here
I blame everyone else, not my own partaking
My passive agressiveness can be devistating
I'm terrified and mistrusting
And you've never met anyone who's closed down as I am sometimes
You see everything
You see every part
You see all my light
And you love my dark
You dig everything
Of which I'm ashamed
There's not anything to which you can't relate
And you're still here
What I resist, persists, and speaks louder than I know
What I resist, you love, no matter how low or high I go
I am the funniest woman that you've ever known
I am the dullest woman that you've ever known
I am the most gorgeous woman that you've ever known
And you've never met anyone as everything as I am sometimes
You see everything
You see every part
You see all my light
And you love my dark
You dig everything
Of which I'm ashamed
There's not anything to which you can't relate
And you're still here
And you're still here
And you're still here
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